…To A Dolly Parton Concert (Guest Post)

Dolly @ the Hollywood Bowl

A series of improbable events brought me to Dolly Parton Saturday night, at the last minute joining a high school friend who was taking his sixty-something parents out to the Hollywood Bowl for a mother’s day gift. My friend’s accountant father started sharing that many of his clients are marijuana collectives, and also started sharing marijuana throat lozenges with us; pointing to his wife, he was telling us he gives the lozenges to her for mild arthritis and they wouldn’t have much of an effect on us, if at all. An hour later the two of us have not spoken a word, and my eyes are glued on Dolly Parton, and on the lights and effects behind her, and she is playing dueling banjos with her band, and holy mother how is it that I am high and next to my high school friend’s parents and at a Dolly concert.

If performers (and performances) are to be judged according to their hard efforts, then even “Fitz” gets a run for its money from Dolly, 65 years old and delivering a show running well over two and a half hours, stopping midway for a 15 minute intermission, belting out songs to the delight of Saturday night’s capacity crowd of predominantly baby boomers and gay men (a fair share of which are dressed in pink cowboy hats, blonde wigs, and stuffed bosoms).

Early on, Dolly covers “Walking on Sunshine”, “Help”, and a banjo version of “Stairway to Heaven.” She shares, as a songwriter, how flattering it is to have others perform your songs .. except that she always hated the Whitney Houston version that “went and ruined” her song. The audience hangs on every word, every Dolly’ism.

She compliments the audience on their good looks, complaining “lord” there were some ugly people the prior night, to laughs. She shares stories about momma, who raised twelve children with little money but plenty of love, and devotes a song to “all the loving mommas out there.” And she follows with a story about her illiterate father, who had trouble finding work but always managed to put food on the table, and devotes a song to “all the hardworking daddy’s out there.” That leads to a series of bits on “twitter,” which was something you got yourself into when Daddy was after you with his belt, and “online”, which momma yelled at the children to get the clothes hung out on, and “Facebook”, with her preacher granddaddy yelling at her to get her face in the good book .. and so on.

The show is finely tuned, assuredly the result of a decades long career, of learning precisely what your audience wants and delivering. And Dolly indeed delivers, changing wardrobes from white sequin pantsuits to bright yellow southern belle dresses straight out of Dolly’s tennessee roots, switching out between banjo and piano, and singing from one end of the stage to the other. The show peaks with “Islands in the Stream,” then straight into “9 to 5.” This is Dolly at her best, and the Bowl audience takes to their feet. They dance. They sing loudly along. And 17,000 people leave the Bowl with more than satisfied looks on their faces.

…To Fitz & The Tantrums

Listen, sometimes a girl’s just got to dance. Should you not find yourself at home alone in front of the mirror in your underwear on such occasions, there is no better place to dance it out than at a Fitz & The Tantrums concert. So I splurged and that is precisely what I did last night at the Music Box in Hollywood. Lead singer Michael Fitzpatrick, while channeling an aesthetic halfway between David Bowie and Annie Lennox (is that redundant?), catapulted fans into an unmatched explosion of entertainment. Simply put: the band knows how to put on a show. No fog machines or Katy Perry blow up flamingos – just that magical mix of talent, charisma, and showmanship. Never have I seen a band THAT  excited just to play, not more intimate or engaged with its audience; The audience serenaded Fitz with “Happy Birthday” when the band brought out a cake, not to mention there was a house-backed Eurythmics’ cover at the encore that would have made Annie Lennox herself smile.

The band’s sound pays homage to the great soul groups of Motown; flutes, horns, and organs abound. It is a true testament to the band that their wink to our musical past never borders on parody – it is sincere, a hand off of the baton. Last night Noelle Scagg’s layered vocals were like a Martha Reeve’s heatwave, adding a sultry refinement to the band’s vintage sound particularly on the “Pickin Up the Pieces”.  Not to detour too much, but as a Poor Girl, I also can’t help but marvel at how apropos “Dear Mr. President” is. Lyrics that resonate in an uncanny way.

While the group’s roots are clearly with Detroit’s finest, the group’s music is updated with more potent lyrics and harder driving beats than its predecessors. A smart tweak to an otherwise classic style which  helps satiate the tastes of today’s demanding and electronically inclined audience. This musical cross-pollination of sorts, would seat Fitz & The Tantrums at the same high school lunch table as Mark Ronson and the late, great Ms. Amy Winehouse.

At the show’s close, the band was so genuinely grateful that they hung out for meet-and-greets at the merch booth. Sure I would have loved an autographed vinyl copy of Pickin’ Up the Pieces or a picture with the band, but did I want to participate in a Running of the Bulls, Music Box style? Fighting my way through the hot and sweaty mess that the theater had become during this 60 minute American-Bandstand-meets-Bootie-LA dance session did not seem enjoyable. I’m petite and therefore can easily be swallowed whole by a crowd. Not to worry. Although I walked out into the LA night without any such goodies, in some twisted act of kismet I would get another chance at redemption in just a few short hours.

What are the odds that on the very next morning I would look up from my LA Times crossword and my $6 lemonade (made from gold-plated lemons, of course) to find Mr. Michael Fitzpatrick right in front of me? I asked, and he graciously agreed to take a picture with me. We exchanged comments about how awesome one another’s hair was and chatted about the merits of my designer namesake, and somewhere in between I got my picture with Fitz. A fabulous cap on an evening of fantastic music. Sweet dreams are made of this.